FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

( Epiloge )

FRIENDS: Fade
BEST FRIEND: Are 4 Ever

( Chapter Thirty )

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

( Chapter Twenty-Nine )

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops
BEST FRIEND: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

( Chapter Twenty-Eight )

FRIEND: Asks me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her number

( Chapter Twenty-Seven )

FRIEND: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIEND: Will kidnap the band with me

( Chapter Twenty-Six )

FRIEND: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIEND: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

( Chapter Twenty-Five )

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away

( Chapter Twenty-Four )

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIEND: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

( Chapter Twenty-Three )

FRIEND: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

( Chapter Twenty-Two )